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I need someone to play the West Wing drinking game with me.

thescreamingofthelambs:

Take one sip

• For each sighting of a blue folder. Two sips if Josh has it rolled up.
• For each use of the word “thing.”
• At the start and finish of each pedeconference.
• Whenever Latin is spoken.
• Every time someone bellows their assistant’s name.
• For each “What’s next?”
• Every time someone quotes the Constitution.
• Whenever someone is wearing one of the visitor’s badges with the A on them.
  • Take two sips if any senior staff member or their assistant is wearing a badge.
• For each usage of “jackass.”
• For each sports reference.
• Every time there’s a photo op.
• Every time Leo / POTUS walk into the Situation room
• Every time someone says “Battle Carrier Group” rather than “Carrier Battle Group.”
• Any time they refer to a bill by its number.
• Whenever there’s a reference to a musical. Two sips if it’s Gilbert & Sullivan.
• Someone uses a nickname like “Skippy” or “Sparky.”
• When one of the main characters is seen in the background.

Jed

• Whenever POTUS brings the trivia.
• Every time Bartlet refers to his political resume.
• Every time Bartlet puts on his jacket in that cool way!

Leo

• Every time Leo snarks the President.
• Every time Leo yells for Margaret.

Josh

• If Josh hold his pen/pencil threaded through his fingers.
• Every time Josh says ” ‘Sup?” or ” ‘Kay.”
• Every time Josh uses a computer.

Donna

• If Donna plays the role of Exposition!Girl.
• Every time Donna ties or straightens Josh’s tie.

Toby

• If Toby has a yellow legal pad.
• If Toby laughs.
• Every time Toby has to be nice to somebody in the Roosevelt Room.
• If Toby is throwing the rubber ball against the window.

Sam

• Every time Sam has an idealist flight of fancy.
• If Sam corrects someone that Laurie is a call girl, not a prostitute.

CJ

• If CJ makes that lip-pursing. I’m-trying-to-figure-out-what-to-say-to-that face.
• If CJ plays the role of Exposition!Girl.
• Any time the Idiot Boys (TM March & Sen) are afraid of CJ.
• Whenever CJ mocks Carol’s inability to spell.

Joey

• When she explains the numbers.
• Speaks aloud.

Charlie

• Every time Charlie snarks the President.