fuckyeahsorkinese

“You know, you insist that government is depraved for not legislating against what we can see on the newsstands or what we can see in an art exhibit or what we can burn in protest or which sex we’re allowed to have sex with or a woman’s right to choose. But don’t you dare try to regulate this deadly weapon I have concealed on me, for that would encroach against my freedom.” 

I need someone to play the West Wing drinking game with me.

thescreamingofthelambs:

Take one sip

• For each sighting of a blue folder. Two sips if Josh has it rolled up.
• For each use of the word “thing.”
• At the start and finish of each pedeconference.
• Whenever Latin is spoken.
• Every time someone bellows their assistant’s name.
• For each “What’s next?”
• Every time someone quotes the Constitution.
• Whenever someone is wearing one of the visitor’s badges with the A on them.
  • Take two sips if any senior staff member or their assistant is wearing a badge.
• For each usage of “jackass.”
• For each sports reference.
• Every time there’s a photo op.
• Every time Leo / POTUS walk into the Situation room
• Every time someone says “Battle Carrier Group” rather than “Carrier Battle Group.”
• Any time they refer to a bill by its number.
• Whenever there’s a reference to a musical. Two sips if it’s Gilbert & Sullivan.
• Someone uses a nickname like “Skippy” or “Sparky.”
• When one of the main characters is seen in the background.

Jed

• Whenever POTUS brings the trivia.
• Every time Bartlet refers to his political resume.
• Every time Bartlet puts on his jacket in that cool way!

Leo

• Every time Leo snarks the President.
• Every time Leo yells for Margaret.

Josh

• If Josh hold his pen/pencil threaded through his fingers.
• Every time Josh says ” ‘Sup?” or ” ‘Kay.”
• Every time Josh uses a computer.

Donna

• If Donna plays the role of Exposition!Girl.
• Every time Donna ties or straightens Josh’s tie.

Toby

• If Toby has a yellow legal pad.
• If Toby laughs.
• Every time Toby has to be nice to somebody in the Roosevelt Room.
• If Toby is throwing the rubber ball against the window.

Sam

• Every time Sam has an idealist flight of fancy.
• If Sam corrects someone that Laurie is a call girl, not a prostitute.

CJ

• If CJ makes that lip-pursing. I’m-trying-to-figure-out-what-to-say-to-that face.
• If CJ plays the role of Exposition!Girl.
• Any time the Idiot Boys (TM March & Sen) are afraid of CJ.
• Whenever CJ mocks Carol’s inability to spell.

Joey

• When she explains the numbers.
• Speaks aloud.

Charlie

• Every time Charlie snarks the President.